Hey there! I'm Ian Parker, a new Senior in McKinley High. It's nice to meet you! ...even if you're just lurking around. Or stalking me.
But stalk me kindly please. :)
I’m hardly wise kid, I think you’re more wise than I am. I’m more than happy with cheese buns and cakeballs, actually that sounds like the perfect b’day gift.
Kid? Is that what you should be calling wise old me?
It is? I’m glad. I’m hopeless at presents…