Hey there! I'm Ian Parker, a new Senior in McKinley High. It's nice to meet you! ...even if you're just lurking around. Or stalking me.

But stalk me kindly please. :)

holly-wmhs:

I’m hardly wise kid, I think you’re more wise than I am. I’m more than happy with cheese buns and cakeballs, actually that sounds like the perfect b’day gift.

 

Kid? Is that what you should be calling wise old me?

It is? I’m glad. I’m hopeless at presents…

holly-wmhs:

Yet none the wiser. Thanks, Ian.

 

You’re too wise, you don’t need to more than what you already are. Do you have any birthday plans? I know it isn’t much but for your birthday present, I promise a batch of cheese buns and cakeballs every week.

holly-wmhs:

Treating myself to ice-cream and pancakes for breakfast, because I’m allowed to. 

Happy Birthday, Hol. And you’re another year older.

holly-wmhs:

You know that’s fine. I like your handwriting.

I guess, if you’re super nice to me. We can go halves in a gourmet pizza or something. I’ll let her know, just as long as you keep giving her presents. Yes, you are more than welcome to play the map game next time.

I know, you’ve always been there.  

You can read my handwriting?

It depends if I want to be super nice to you. You’re the bigger half but I like the idea of a gourmet pizza. Presents? That is what it takes to stay in a special part of her heart? I’m keeping an eye out for potential evil present-giving boyfriends, he has to be present-giving and nice. Alright, a map of only North America?

Cakeballs and cheesebuns as well.

holly-wmhs:

Really? I’ll have to see this list sometime soon.

 
Excellent, I’ll make my money this week then. Of course she did, she loves you! I know she loves most people, though I do think you have a special place in her heart. Well, I was thinking if you’re up to it, we could travel to Little Rock? That’s where the hotel is booked, it’s the first place that my finger landed on when I played the map game.

I will, if you aren’t too busy.  

No problem, but you may have to watch out for my horribly illegible handwriting.

Money from one shot? Do I get a cut from it? Alright, tell her to continue placing me in that special place in her heart. I’m pretty happy residing there. I’m up to it, but can I play the map game for the next trip?

And I’m not too busy, Hol. Never.

holly-wmhs:

Maybe you can take me one day?

 
Fine, no paparazzi shots! Thanks for making my plan non-existent, Sasha actually asked about you the other day; she’ll be happy to know that you are back and still breathe. Take your time, I’ve already booked a hotel room for us, hopefully we can find something fun to do.

Some days are better than others, but I’m working through it. I’m sure you will, you can always make me smile.  

I will, someday. I’ve made a whole list of places I would love to revisit that I know you’d like.

Okay, only a side shot, just for you. She asked about me? Really, really, really, really? I bought a present for her too; proof that I really am alive. Where will we be going? Fun is what we make of it, we can do it!

..Just call or text me if you need anything, alright?

holly-wmhs:

I can hope you missed me, just as much??

 
That’s great to hear. Do you have photos? Did you get me a present? Did you have fun? So many questions. I can hope you’re agreeing to come on the road trip with me? That way we can catch up fully. 

I’ve been good… kind of. Just mainly sticking to myself these days.  

That and more. There were so many things I wanted to show you there—the scenery and the pastries…

Photos, yes. Presents, yes. Fun, definitely yes. I am willing to answer all questions but don’t take any paparazzi shots, alright? Sure! Just let me catch a small breather, pack my bag and I’ll be ready to go.

Kind of? Well, I’m going to change all that when we’re on that trip.

holly-wmhs:

IAN!! NO! Of course not, how could I forgot about you!? How have you been?!

 

That’s really good to know. Awesome, actually!

I’m been good, Christmas in Hokkaido and all that. It was beautiful and fantastic. What about you?

holly-wmhs:

Anyone feel like taking a road trip with me, sometime soon? As in within the new few days. 

Forgotten about me, have we?

I’m going to “send” Micah his Hogwarts acceptance letter when he turns eleven years old. 

litabug:

I just have to figure out how to make a Sorting Hat and perform the ceremony.

Oh, can I get one too?

Can I help out?